Space Travel is Boring

Major: computer science. Loves: Wes Anderson, Tarantino, of Montreal, Breaking Bad, action-adventure games, Avatar TLA/LoK.

Your Past Life

rome-y:

thejellypanda:

anusbeads:

caroline was a toilet who lived in a little house with little boys.
Angelique was a blacksmith who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with an imaginary friend.
…I thought this was supposed to be about my past life not my current one
Rome was a blacksmith who loves sleeping with a jar of pickles.
it’s ok, jelly. we’ll be blacksmiths together. but you can’t sleep over. between me and my precious pickles, there’s no room.

Kevin Gravis was a street performer who lived in a mansion with little boys.

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(Source: formerlydornish, via triple-truffle-shuffle)

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    Lenne was a potato who lived in a mansion with a cranky bear.
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    emily was a porn artist who fell in love with a jar of pickles. the unseen one was a queen who liked to play with...
  7. cakebitte reblogged this from ellexon and added:
    bear. What. Adrienne was a porn actor who fell in love with children. (Hey, Errett! Maybe we knew each other :D)
  8. ellexon reblogged this from procrastinationwarzone and added:
    Noelle was a frog who likes to make out with a cranky bear.What.
  9. procrastinationwarzone reblogged this from wateryeah and added:
    Errett was a porn actor who likes playing with children. (nice. all that ice I guess.)
  10. wateryeah reblogged this from saltycarnival-kiss and added:
    Ginny was a queen who lived in a castle with a can of beer. Sounds legit.
  11. dark-siren reblogged this from conflicts and added:
    street performer...an imaginary friend.” That…sounds about right. :D
  12. peggygravel reblogged this from conflicts and added:
    stray dogs.” I…see…
  13. conflicts reblogged this from aaeds and added:
    a can of beer.” That awkward moment when this is still basically accurate, except I need to finish my shit and get...
  14. stonewallaby reblogged this from moriargay and added:
    Kath was an executioner who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with old people.
  15. morethedifferentmorethebetter reblogged this from bedheadblaine and added:
    morethedifferentmorethebetter...a jar of pickles.
  16. sadasaclam reblogged this from coloncapitalt and added:
    Taylor was Batman who lived in a little house with stray dogs.
  17. craz3d-darkling reblogged this from frecklesthecosplayer and added:
    Kendra was a horse who lived in a mansion with prostitutes.
  18. coloncapitalt reblogged this from agronprinceofdimples and added:
    Tori was a queen who lived in a castle with old people.
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    Alex was a princess who lived in a castle with stray dogs!
  20. frecklesthecosplayer reblogged this from castianity-archive and added:
    Theresa was a horse who lived in a castle with stray cats.
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    Joyce was Batman who lived in a little house with slaves. I always knew, Always. BRUCE WAYNG! Peace Out.
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    Ignatius was a novelist who lived in a mansion with stray dogs.
  24. the-jackals reblogged this from littletrenchcoatangel and added:
    Andy was a cucumber who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with little boys.
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    Gwynn was Hitler who lived in a little house with prostitutes.
  26. justanotherdemonindisguise reblogged this from littletrenchcoatangel and added:
    justanotherdemonindisguise was Hitler who lived in a mansion with a can of beer. Meanwhile, Conner was a street...
  27. littletrenchcoatangel reblogged this from father-christophers-combover and added:
    littletrenchcoatangel was a porn artist who likes to make out with little boys. Jessica was a queen who fell in love...
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    Sanne was a blacksmith who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with an imaginary friend. Crazycuddle was a porn artist who...
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    Key was an executioner who likes playing with an imaginary friend. KOY PLS was a banana who lived in a castle with...
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    Emily was an executioner who lived in a mansion with a can of beer. Don’t piss me off.
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    Hannah was a street performer who fell in love with stray dogs. Accurate.
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    Tefuna was an artist who fell in love with an imaginary friend. SO accurate it hurts.
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    “Sabrina was a porn artist who likes playing with prostitutes.” WELL SHIT IT’S DESTINY.
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    LadyGys was a novelist who loves sleeping with a can of beer Aww That’s kinda cute.
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    “hertenderribs was a prince who lived in a castle with little boys.” it was cool being a prince until it made me sound...
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    Trisha was an artist who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with stray cats.