April 2012
73 posts
Your Past Life →
rome-y:
thejellypanda:
anusbeads:
caroline was a toilet who lived in a little house with little boys.
Angelique was a blacksmith who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with an imaginary friend.
…I thought this was supposed to be about my past life not my current one
Rome was a blacksmith who loves sleeping with a jar of pickles.
it’s ok, jelly. we’ll be blacksmiths together. but you can’t...
pickup lines for old people
old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up
pocket-m0nsters:
rankurusu:
There may be hope for the male protagonist. Remember when we thought that was actually his hair? Who knows? Maybe the BW2 dude is just wearing a very complicated hat.
THAT’S NOT HIS HAIR???? MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE OMG