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rome-y: thejellypanda: anusbeads: caroline was a toilet who lived in a little house with little boys. Angelique was a blacksmith who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with an imaginary friend. …I thought this was supposed to be about my past life not my current one Rome was a blacksmith who loves sleeping with a jar of pickles. it’s ok, jelly. we’ll be blacksmiths together. but you can’t...
pickup lines for old people
old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up
pocket-m0nsters: rankurusu: There may be hope for the male protagonist. Remember when we thought that was actually his hair? Who knows? Maybe the BW2 dude is just wearing a very complicated hat. THAT’S NOT HIS HAIR???? MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE OMG